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Happy Valentine's Day [13 Feb 2008|08:09pm]

mr_slymme
[ mood | loved ]

Mr. Slymme sends his best to all you lads and luvs.



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[09 Jun 2007|08:55am]

mr_slymme
[ mood | nostalgic ]

With the final book, old Mr. Slymme has been rooting through the dustbins in the coffee shop where old JK likes to write. I discovered the original name for her last book was Harry Potter and His Friends Die Unspeakable Deaths. I guess someone decided it was not as marketable as Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I also came across a page, crumpled and tossed away. It was fairly brief, and here it is:

Hagrid’s EndCollapse )
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[24 Aug 2006|10:24pm]

mr_slymme
[ mood | accomplished ]

So, what happens next at Hagrid’s party? Let’s find out..
-Mr. Slymme

Hagrid: Party ‘Til the Sun Goes Down Part 2Collapse )
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[06 Jun 2006|04:32pm]

mr_slymme
[ mood | nostalgic ]

It’s the summer solstice and Hagrid is having a party…and you are all invited. This is the first tale and its up to you to supply what happens next. So write some smut, as long or as short as you’d like, and be part of the celebration.
-Mr. Slymme

Hagrid: Party ‘Til the Sun Goes DownCollapse )
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[02 Jun 2006|07:58am]

mr_slymme
[ mood | creative ]

Lads and luvs,

Since Hagrid’s Cock has seemed a bit quiet lately, I thought it would be a good time to throw a party. And you are all invited! What do you bring? Just yourself and some smutty prose. When is it? Well, that’s the beauty of it. It spans time, though it will begin with the summer solstice.

“So how do I get to be part of this revelry?” you ask. Easy. Just post to this journal and follow the theme.

The party will begin with the next Hagrid story I post. The party takes place at Hogwarts, but in such a magical way, that it does not happen in one time period, so you can have anybody there who has ever visited the school at any time. Perhaps Hagrid drinks tea with Slytherin and Gryffindor? Perhaps Dumbledore and his younger self double-team Hermione? It’s up to you. My next tale will set up where the party is held at Hogwarts (I won’t tell you yet) and then you just add your own tale about the festivity. You can use bits from someone else previous post if you’d like.

Let us party before the last book comes out and we read about the resurrection of Dumbledore, the death of Harry and the coming out of Snape.

I look forward to an exciting soiree of porn, Hagrid style.

-Mr. Slymme

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[20 Apr 2006|05:11pm]

mr_slymme
[ mood | naughty ]

It looks like a lazy afternoon for Hagrid. Of course, it’s always nice to have company.
-Mr. Slymme

Hagrid and Snape: What Dreams May Come Collapse )
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[10 Apr 2006|01:32am]

mr_slymme
[ mood | working ]

Hagrid teaching about the birds and the bees? What could be better? And as an extra bonus, Mr. Slymme leaves the students in class up to your twisted imagination. That's right, you get to choose not just who is there, but what year they are in.
-Mr. Slymme

Hagrid, the Head of the ClassCollapse )
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[12 Feb 2006|03:27am]

mr_slymme
[ mood | loved ]

Mr. Slymme sends his love and this Valentine to all you cock lovers out there.




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A rousing cheer and a Hagrid salute to my very special friends Evelyn Ransom and Nina Pottermemoirs for all their wonderful work.

Here's to next year ladies.
-Mr. Slymme

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[09 Feb 2006|06:46pm]

mr_slymme
[ mood | gloomy ]

I tend to stop by the coffee house where JK sometimes writes a few pages. After rummaging through the dustbin, I found a couple of crumpled pages that were originally from “The Half-Blood Prince.” And so I now reveal them to all of you.
-Mr. Slymme

Hanging Around With HagridCollapse )
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[24 Dec 2005|12:08am]

mr_slymme
[ mood | cheerful ]

Season’s Greetings from Mr. Slymme to all the lovers of Hagrid’s Cock and to my very special friends. (And you know who you are.)

-Mr. Slymme

A Hagrid Christmas Collapse )
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Many Happy Returns [06 Dec 2005|08:20pm]

mr_slymme
[ mood | bouncy ]

According to J.K., December 6 is Hagrid's Birthday.

I ask all the gents to join me in raising their staffs and all the lasses to raise their jugs and let's give Hagrid a proper salute.

A happy Birthday to ya, Hagrid!

-Mr. Slymme

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[22 Nov 2005|09:51pm]

mr_slymme
[ mood | depressed ]

It seems that everyone Hagrid knows and loves is dying. Looks like a sad night for our favorite half-giant. (Oh, and just as a warning, this does take place after The Half-Blood Prince.)
-Mr. Slymme

Hagrid: Thanks for the MammeriesCollapse )
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[02 Nov 2005|11:23pm]

mr_slymme
[ mood | thirsty ]

When it comes to sex, Hagrid can’t be match by neither man nor beast…or can he?
-Mr. Slymme

Hagrid’s Puppy Love Collapse )
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[18 Sep 2005|02:50pm]

mr_slymme
[ mood | contemplative ]

Hagrid a Death Eater? How can this be? Times are changing and the Order of the Phoenix is not as glamorous as some might think.
-Mr. Slymme

Hagrid the Death Eater Collapse )
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[09 Sep 2005|10:09am]

mr_slymme
[ mood | chipper ]

Hagrid’s in a bit of a drought I’m afraid, and he’s looking for a new bush to use his hose on.
-Mr. Slymme

Honky Tonk Hagrid Collapse )
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[18 Aug 2005|06:15am]

mr_slymme
[ mood | artistic ]

When it comes to pets, Hagrid has a lot of them, and would not mind a bit more. But which pet is his favorite? Fang? Norbert? Might be a bit of a shock when you find out.

-Mr. Slymme

Hagrid’s Favorite PetCollapse )
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[12 Jul 2005|09:13pm]

mr_slymme
[ mood | sleepy ]

For starters, the rumors of my disappearance and possible demise, as listed on hp_crime, were greatly exaggerated.

It’s Hagrid’s natal anniversary, and they say there are two things he likes for his birthday. One is a new vinyl record. The other is…well, if you don’t know, then you must be new to this site.

Many happy returns, Hagrid!

-Mr. Slymme

Harpy Birthday, HagridCollapse )
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A whole gallery filled with glorious and disgusting Hagrid art [11 Jun 2005|06:31pm]

orange_bastard
Enjoy! or don't....

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New Hagrid art...very squicky! [05 Jun 2005|09:25am]

orange_bastard
This may be the worst one yet...

(Golden Showers for Hagrid) [NWS]

Hagrid has crabs [10 Apr 2005|09:00pm]

orange_bastard
[ mood | naughty ]

They're big 'uns too!

(some days Madam Pomfrey hates her job)

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